Chainsaw-wielding socialite/maniac Leatherface has been spotted on the town with a less than law abiding set. Seen alongside Jason "Hockey gives killing a bad name" Voorhees and Pinhead, the Texan was lost for words when confronted by our intrepid reports there at the scene.
Startled by the sudden out-of-the-bushes attack by our staff photographer, Leatherface was like a deer caught in the headlights ready to slash and burn the driver of the car. Rumours are circulating that Leatherface may have been talking to Voorhees about a possible onscreen match-up after becoming a fan following a screening of the Freddy versus Jason monstrosity.
Digital cameras, magic lanterns and camera phones were set ashuttering as people in the street fell over themselves trying to capture a moment in time. Samantha and Jeannie were out on the town in a rare coupling.
From shops to restaurants and art galleries, the pair walked a beat followed intensely by an ever growing swarm of admirers and bemused tourists. One stunned local was trampled in the rush up his own hallway as he scrambled to call his grandmother about the elusive sighting. The magic never stops.
Leaked reports from the Necra Mercy hospital suggest that former Nazi officer Sgt. Schultz has been diagnosed as another one of Alzheimer's many victims. Currently at the "mild" stage, Schultz was put under observation a month ago with a simple test of "yes" and "no" questions. Notes say that he failed rather miserably for coherence and understanding.
It's not known what will become of the German as no family members have been able to be located thus far.
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