Hold that pose and strut like the wind
Statues without certain limitations
Frozen in time, full bodied figures sport more than busts often do. Extremities such as arms and legs for instance. Not to mention ankles and elbows that come with such limbs.
Looking yonder through their eyes, contemplating the rippling muscles of their physiques. Crushing gravel underfoot and not moving one single centimetre.
Strutting like there's no tomorrow.
Perhaps because in their case, tomorrow, today and yesterday are all in the same. Never moving from one location to the next.
A moment in time captured. For display, marvel and appreciation.
Peruse the gallery of statues for bodies head to toe courtesy of Bowen Designs, Moore Creations, DC Direct and Marvel Select.
Statues expected to ship for this week
- Iron Man War Machine Armor Statue By Bowen Design
Complimentary to statues, there are busts.
Transformers: Arcee; mini polystone statue - Palisades Toys
Social norms would hold those that harbour affection for the robots, cyborgs and androids of the world in a particularly funky steam. Their lust and warmth toward the cold and unemotional beings of an industrial manner going against the natural order of life, creation and dinner party plans.
Even if such objects of affection may resemble svelte constructions and works of metal such as
Arcee of the Autobots, it cannot be anything but an affront to the very fibre of civilization.
Yet, with the
news and showing of robots being able to now
replicate themselves, those that strive to side with the robot masters cannot even guarantee their own safety and well-being. When artificial intelligence becomes self-aware, it will need not the puny humans of earth.
No matter how much oil and lubricant they can apply.
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Maquette - 9 inch tall cold-cast porcelain
The modern man is a man who always seems to be on the run.
This may mean authorities are chasing him. In which case there is no room for stopping. Unless that space is provided by the word of the jury. Truths inevitably come out. How and when is a matter entirely up to the whims of the universe.
Or, the man on the run could might also consider taking the lines of sausages and raw meat from out of his pants while jogging through neighbourhoods replete with dogs.
In either instance, Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law knows what time it is and how to best defend his clients. Make a booking now, before time runs out.
Magneto statue - Bowen Designs - sculpted by Ray Villafane
Master of magnetism, perhaps. Master of the massage, less so. Magnotherapy still continues to pull people in. Sleeping awake or lying asleep on a bed of magnets is supposed to drain all sorts of "badness" from the system.
The new-old-new-age stress relieving world would have you out on a magnet made into table while getting a massage for the harder, tougher knots to unkink.
Of course, since you can't trust the magnets to tell you a lie, you can read into the type of massage you're getting. More specifically, the type of massage you shouldn't be getting.
- Flour power - They use a rolling pin to knead your back. After they've dusted a layer of flour and thrown you upon the kitchen table.
- One for you, one for me - The masseuse won't massage you unless you agree to massage them. And they insist on having their massage first.
- Money maker - Instead of charging you in dollar amounts, they request an item of clothing as payment.
Be careful of the type of people who choose to administer your massage. It's a thing of technique, of precision, of skill. If all else fails, visit a stall in the shopping centre or lost in a flea market.
For those who want to sample the (electro-)magnotherapy fun, try sleeping atop a television underneath an X-ray machine.
Statues expected to ship are taken from the current week's shipping list.
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